“--- and then the cars started piling up on top of me!! I didn’t know what to do, there was blood everywhere!!! I thought for sure I was a goner, but then I reached for my—“
Vince Holts smacked his alarm to turn it off as he woke up one day, it was a normal day. He woke up in his bed that was in his small, closet like room. Vince got out of bed and did his normal routine that he does in the morning: “I hate my life… I hate my life” is what Vince mumbled to himself every morning as he walked to the bathroom from his bedroom.
When he got into the bathroom he fumbled around half-awake looking for a clean towel. He felt around like a blind man until he came across a soft object that he believed to be a folded towel. He grabbed the towel and set it on the edge of the old-cracked counter-top next to the sink. He then felt his way into the shower and turned it on. He immediately let out a yelp and was wide awake due to the first five seconds of cold water hitting his body. He then dried off and got dressed in his tattered blue-jeans and wrinkled blue and green t-shirt.
He then headed downstairs to get some morning yum yums.
As he poured his Rice Crispies® cereal into a clear glass bowl for his breakfast, he read the note his mom had left him before she left for work.
“Don’t forget to feed the dog, and pick up the mail, and clean the house when you get back from school, if you don’t do your chores this week you’re going back to your father’s house”
“Awww crap…. I hate my life,” he moaned to himself as he scanned over the letter. He continued to eat his cereal, and then he heard a loud DING sound. Alarmed by this sound he bolted out of the house and took off towards the school. He made it there in about 45 steps, because he lived right next to the school, so he was only a couple minutes late.
In his first period he was shuffling around in his backpack for his homework. He realized he had forgotten the homework on his desk at home. Flustered by this he tried to think of something he could do. “So Not Good… So Not Good….” He thought as he looked around for an alternate option, he glanced at the homework sitting on the girl named Sara’s desk sitting next to him “hmmhmm” thought Vince as he was scheming, he started to reach over and grab the paper, but the girl sat back down and Vince averted his reach into a stretch like maneuver to try and avoid suspension.
“Ya… not happening loser” the girl sneered as she rolled her eyes back at him and grabbed her paper.
“Dang… okay plan B,” mumbled Vince as he was trying to think of a plan B. “Mrs. Osterns, can I go to the bathroom? I got to take a growler”
“…….Yes Mr. Holts, you may go to the bathroom” Mrs. Osterns said, as if talking to a retarded child.
“Yes!” Vince said under his breathe, with a subtle fist pump. As he was leaving the class room he walked by the make-ups homework bin and grabbed a sheet of the assignment that was due that day.
When he got into the bathroom he hurled his body into one of the stall doors and it was immediately returned with a kid yelling “OCCUPIED!” Embarrassed by that little encounter he cautiously moved to the next stall and tapped on it. The door opened, but to his misfortune, someone else had already demolished it and forgot to clean up the battle field after the war. He maneuvered to the next stall and he suddenly felt the sudden urge to feel like a tough guy, he stepped up to the door to see if it was open… it was. He moved up as close as he could and kicked it open like he was a cop on a drug smuggling bust, unfortunately he got a reaction that the cops do not, when he kicked the door open, the door hit the wall and bounced off and came and smacked Vince in the face.
Finally after all his troubles in the bathroom, he slid out the homework assignment from his pocket and started working on it.
Right when he finally finished it, he put his pencil back in his pocket where it stabbed his leg and he made a yelp, the guy in the stall next to him comically remarked “ya dude, me to”. Disgusted by the image he had formed in his head of what the kid was talking about, he walked out of the bathroom and back to his class.
When he got back to his class and laid back down in his chair, the teacher asked for the homework to be turned in and he passed his forward, not realizing that he had left the homework in the bathroom and he was passing forward a disposable hand towel instead. Feeling like an idiot he sank back into his seat and just watched as his little towel snaked its way to the front.
The teacher got his towel and asked who it belonged to, nobody spoke up. Every kid knew, but nobody said anything. The teacher then lost interest in asking who had passed it forward and went on with her lesson plan.
After six periods of about the same thing as first period, Vince was finally able to go home… to nothing much better. He walked into his house and sat on the couch to watch some T.V., his dog followed him and looked at him pleadingly as if it wanted something.
Vince fell asleep on the couch and began to dose off to sleep.
While he was asleep he had the most wonderful dream he had ever had, he was surrounded by females and by wealth and toys and everything he could possible ever want. He had the most amazing dream he had ever had. It was as if everything went right.
When he woke, his mom was standing in front of him hitting him with a rolled up newspaper. He could see the obituaries section in the paper and got nervous about some kind of fore-shadowing that might take place.
“I thought I left you a note to do those chores!” screamed his mom.
“You…you did” Vince squeaked out trying to make a little smile.
“Ya… that’s what I thought, you remember what the end of the note said?” raged Vince’s mom.
Vince thought for a moment trying to recall what it had said. *…Don’t forget to feed the dog, and pick up the mail, and clean the house when you get back from school and…… if you don’t do your chores this week your going back to your fathers house*
“… uhhh sorry mom, I forgot what it said. Could you remind me?”
“Ya I’ll remind you alright, I said that your were going back to your dads if you didn’t do your chores”
“MOM! You can’t do that to me, dad lives all the way in Florida, I don’t want to move down there, I have allergies” exclaimed Vince.
“You have allergies to everything Vince!”
“I know mom… my life kind of sucks, if you haven’t noticed” breathed out Vince
She then took in a deep breathe and closed her eyes as if trying to press the undo button on what she had said.
“…. I’m sorry Vince, I know its tough now, but everything will be fine soon. Just try and keep your head up” apologized Vince’s mom
Vince headed up to his room to go study after him and his mom had that little pow wow, he flopped on his bed and began pulling books out of his back pack.
As he was pulling out his stuff he began thinking about how things went that day…
He turned to his dog, which was lying on the inside of his door and began talking to him…
“Man I hate my life… why does everyone else get things so easy, and then there is me, this worthless piece of life who can’t seem to do anything right. I must have been a mass murderer in my past life, because my karma is out to get me… I just wish something would go right for once” prayed Vince
Rover then twitched his nose and moved his paw in a way to scratch it
He finally pulled out his last book and opened it up… then he slammed it closed
“God… I don’t want to do this crap” Vince mumbled to himself
He looked around for something else to do, he looked at his computer and started to go over to it, to find that it was overly messy. Vince did not have any intentions in cleaning that up, so he looked for something else to do, he turned to his bed again and saw his radio sitting on the night stand, near the head of his bed.
“It wouldn’t hurt to listen to the media”
Vince turned on the radio and the first station it went to—
“—just can’t seem to learn, and the main cause of it is because kids aren’t doing their homework. Homework in itself is studying. If every child would do their homework this next generation coming up would be a bigger brighter set of people that—“
“Okay maybe it would hurt”
Vince started to pace around his room again looking for something to do when his mom called him from downstairs.
“Vince!!! Get down here”
Vince twisted towards his door and his legs got twisted on each other and he fell over.
“Yep…could have predicted that one”
Vince picked himself up and headed downstairs to see his mom on the phone talking about some kind of food. When his mom hung up the phone she threw him the car keys and he stumbled with them as they were coming at him.
“Go get the pizza, it will be ready in 5 minutes, it’s under your name” his mom told him as she handed him 20 dollars.
“Uhhggg… okay I’ll go get my jacket” moaned Vince
Vince got his jacket and headed out to the car, he fired the car up and started back up, when he suddenly realized that he had put the car in neutral and was drifting out into the middle of the road. He slammed on the breaks right before another car nailed the back end of him.
“Another day in my life…” Breathed out Vince
He changed gears to reverse and backed out and started heading down the road.
“Okay now lets listen to something on the radio” he said to himself as he started pressing buttons in the car.
“—just can’t seem to learn, and the main cause of it is because kids aren’t doing their homework. Homework in itself is studying. If every child would do their homework this next generation coming up would be a bigger brighter set of people that—“
“Really? The same thing? I swear I just heard that exact same thing earlier” he said to himself as he pressed one of the pre-set buttons.
Button 1…Same
Button 2…Same
Button 3… Same
Button 4… Same
“Screw this, I’ll just drive in silence” he said as he rammed his finger into the off button.
He got to the pizza place and as he was waiting in line he saw a little kid jumping up and down waving a piece of paper.
“Mommy, Mommy; look at this, I did so well on my homework that I got a gold star on it today!” exclaimed the little kid.
“Well that is wonderful honey… what do you want on your pizza?”
The child was so enveloped in his work he didn’t even hear his mom.
As Vince was watching the child he became inspired to do his homework…
“I want a gold star too…” thought Vince,
He got to the front of the line and gave his name to the cashier.
“Cute kid, huh? I wish I would have done my homework when I was a little snot, wouldn’t be working here then” remarked the cahier about the child that was just in the pizza place.
Vince paid for the pizza and took it out to the car. He got into his vehicle and started on his way home.
“Mom! I’m home, I got the pizza, and I’m just going to set it on the kitchen table”
….. No response
Vince walks upstairs to see his mom laying face down on her bed, he moves closer to her to make sure she wasn’t dead. When he got close enough, he saw that she has fallen asleep. The creases on her face as she was sleeping could easily be recognized as someone who had, had a very long day and was not looking forward to tomorrow.
Vince walked to his room and sat down on his bed.
He looked around for something to do. He looked at his computer… still a mess, he looked around and then he saw his backpack laying on the ground all crinkled like a raisin. He crawled over to it and pulled it up to him.
“Okay… I guess I better actually do my homework today, Media says I should, Pizza guy wishes he would have, and by golly I’m not going to get one-upped by some little kid” stated Vince to himself as he pulled out his homework from the depths of his raisin like backpack.
He got his homework and stumbled his way back to his bed, he pulled out a pen from his left pocket, and he actually got to work on his homework. In his mind as he was doing his homework the only thing he could think of was the theme music from “Rocky”, as if doing his homework was a huge deal.
“----Good morning and say hello to another miserable day, cloudy skies and a bad chance of hail and rain. Most likely you’re going to need to---“
Vince hit his alarm and got out of bed.
“I hate my life…. I hate my life…” mumbled Vince as he headed off to the bathroom to do his normal morning routine.
He got into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. Crease lines from sleeping made him look like Two-Face from the original Bat Man© Movies. He got in the shower and he yelped as the first 5 seconds of cold water hit him. He got out and dried off. He then wrapped his towel around his waste in a cylinder like fashion and rolled the top like he would a newspaper. He put his left hand on the mirror and moved his hand in a clock wise circular motion to remove the mist. He then proceeded to comb his hair and then get dressed. Right leg first, then left leg through his jeans. He put on a red shirt with a big Nike© symbol in the middle of it.
He then headed down stairs to eat breakfast. He opened the cupboard to look for some munchies. He pulled out a box of Pop tarts and started to throw those down like he was on death row and was eating his last meal.
*Ding, Ding, Ding, Di--*
“Yep… time to go to school”
He started to head out the door when suddenly he had a sudden remembrance *Grab your homework* rolled through his head like someone was talking to him.
He ran upstairs and grabbed it and then took off to school.
He got to class and was surprisingly… the first one there. He sat down in his normal seat and pulled out his homework.
“Alright” he remarked to himself
He began going over the homework to make sure everything was right and he hadn’t made any stupid mistakes. When he looked up from his paper, he realized that kids had started to fill into the classroom. He looked around to see who had already came in, he saw the girl next to him, Sara. She seemed to be in a very bad mood and was laying on her desk all spread out as if getting ready to start hitting her head on the desk.
Vince leaned over as if to talk to her
“Uhhh… what seems to be the problem? Your not dying or anything are you?”
“No…. I forgot my homework, this is going to kill my grade in here” Sara wined
“well I have mine, and class hasn’t started yet, you can go ahead and copy it if you want”
she looked at Vince as if he was some sort of divine being.
“Really? You would do that for me?”
“Sure why not? You said it would kill your grade didn’t you”
“Well ya… but we aren’t exactly friends” Sarah explained
“Well what better way to start… right?”
She smiled at him and he handed her his paper
“Right” She laughed
*Ding
The bell rang and class then started.
She handed him back his paper and she smiled at him.
The rest of the day went by great, it seemed like Sarah was in his pocket the whole day, he really liked it.
At the end of the day as he was heading home Sarah came running up to him
“Hey Vince!”
“Huh?” he blurted out as he turned around to face her
“What are you doing today? Want to go see a movie or something?”
“Uhhh….” Vince didn’t know what to say, this was a first for him
“Common please… it will be fun”
“Well I guess so. When do you want to go?”
“lets go right now!”
Vince got this warm feeling inside, he felt really good.
“Okay lets go” He yelled as he pointed his finger at the door
She got really excited and grabbed his hand and started to run off with him.
To Vince, it seemed like life was starting to feel better.
The End